SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — A seedy motel off Route 66 proved disappointing for visitors who expected to be spied on in their rooms... Get the full story The post Supposedly Seedy Motel Doesn’t Even Secretly Film Guests Having Sex appeared first on HARDTIMES .
OMAHA, Neb. — Alternative rock band 311 announced that it is tired of fielding and handling a near-constant series of non-emergency municipal... Read the full masterpiece The post 311 Tired of Fielding Non-Emergency Municipal Calls appeared first on HARDTIMES .
FITCHBURG, Mass. — Long-standing rock club Vito’s is being lambasted by its clientele after installing doors on its restroom stalls, according to... Read more nonsense The post Punk Venue Accused of Selling Out After Putting Door on Toilet Stall appeared first on HARDTIMES .
PASADENA, Calif. — The David Lee Roth Band announced the immediate dismissal of lead singer David Lee Roth, confirmed sources. “Effective immediately,... Read the full masterpiece The post David Lee Roth Band Fires David Lee Roth appeared first on HARDTIMES .
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local Feeld users are calling it nothing short of a miracle after a relationship between two people on the... Continue reading this gem The post Feeld Romance Lasts Record Seven Days appeared first on HARDTIMES .
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. argued that the two lethal injections failed because they contained no vaccines. “Pentobarbital alone is not... Continue reading this gem The post RFK Jr. Says Lethal Injections Failed Because They Contained No Vaccines appeared first on HARDTIMES .
SALEM, Ore. — A local, historically beloved corn maze at Briar Ridge Farms is receiving pushback from the community, who are complaining... Read more nonsense The post Corn Maze Haunted Predominantly by Theatre Majors appeared first on HARDTIMES .
Alright, let’s rank some horror movies! Unfortunately, it looks like I got stuck with PG13 bullshit from the past decade or so.... Continue reading this gem The post We Rank Either the Insidious Movies or the Conjuring Movies Worst To Best. I Don’t Know, Pretty Sure It Was One of Those appeared…
ITHACA, NY — Cornell University announced they would’ve had more flexibility in taking disciplinary action against seven alleged rapists if they were... Read the full masterpiece The post University Administration Says They Could’ve Punished Cornell 7 More Severely Had Any of Them Said ‘Free…
ATLANTA — Flock CEO Garrett Langley assured his employees that anyone who objects to constant surveillance by AI bots must be a... Read the full masterpiece The post Flock CEO Insists Company’s Data Only Shared With FBI, DHS, NSA, DOJ, CIA and REO Speedwagon appeared first on HARDTIMES .